Cat herding is simple. Just drag a string behind you.

Aaron Dennis
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  2. I love you like a fat kid loves cake! - Scott Adams

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  1. Life is not measured by what you have. It's measured by what you give.

  2. Stop looking to others for inspiration. Stop looking at past accomplishments. Be your own inspiration today and for tomorrow.

  3. A life without adversity is just bland existence.

  4. Peace doesn't mean never offending anyone. Peace means never taking offense from anyone.

  5. There is no past, present, or future; there is only meow, right meow, and what you do with your one shot at life.

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